Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems*
Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*
Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems*
Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*
the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America
Ive got an idea
Mr Arson bestie, I’m excited to hear it
(via greatfay)
What is this? a crossover episode?
My advice to you, run
Solution:
Tell Zeus you’ll agree to meet him but only if he’s in the guise of a swan (a very sexy swan)
Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan
Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes
Loki, is that you?
(via greatfay)
i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for
(via passiveaggressiveturkeys)
this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason
(via greatfay)